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[INT. MAGNUS INSTITUTE, ARCHIVES, JOHN’S OFFICE]
[TAPE CLICKS ON.]
[The Archivist sighs.]
ARCHIVIST
(under his breath) Where did the – (sighs)
[Some shuffling as he looks through papers/whatever’s on his desk.]
(salt) Coma, great! Let’s rearrange his office. Sleeping people don’t need – pens.
[He steps in something with a squelch!]
Euagh! What –
[Something in the distance is knocking about. The Archivist sighs again, defeated, and gets up to see what the sound is. The angry knocking sound gets closer and louder as the Archivist moves towards the door.]
[The Archivist opens the door and steps out into]
[INT. MAGNUS INSTITUTE, ARCHIVES, HALLWAY]
ARCHIVIST
Melanie! It’s very good to, uh – (surprised concern) Melanie? Are you al– WOAH!
[Something crashes. Presumably it was thrown at John.]
MELANIE
(extremely angry) Get away from me.
ARCHIVIST
Now, Melanie – i-it’s me.
MELANIE
No, no.
ARCHIVIST
No, I, I, I, I – I’m back.
MELANIE
(overlapping) No. (after Archivist) Oh! Oh, yeah, back to your happy little family?
ARCHIVIST
What; no! I j– I didn’t mean to –
MELANIE
How did you make it out then, hm?
ARCHIVIST
What?
MELANIE
Tim is dead. Daisy is dead, and you – what, you’re just fine?
ARCHIVIST
What – no! I’ve been in hospital for six months!
MELANIE
Something has been in hospital. Something that’s got your face, like – I warned Basira; I said not to let you back in here, but she just (increasingly angry; starts slamming [the wall]) doesn’t! listen!
ARCHIVIST
(overlapping) Melanie, Melanie, it’s – it’s me.
MELANIE
Oh! Okay, so it’s what, hi John, how are you, get anyone killed lately?
ARCHIVIST
(dumbstruck) I – I –
MELANIE
Wipe that look off of your face. Like you’re not the reason all of this is happening! (she takes a breath) Like you’re any better than [unintelligible] –
ARCHIVIST
(overlapping) (stammering)
MELANIE
– than him!
ARCHIVIST
– B,B,B,Basira said Elias was gone!
MELANIE
Oh, gone, right, yes, yes, he is (she takes a breath and sighs) he’s gone. Like that makes any difference.
ARCHIVIST
I don’t understand.
MELANIE
No! You don’t, do you? He’s still alive. You are still alive. So this place is still –
[She starts to take big, heaving breaths, almost to the point of tears.]
ARCHIVIST
Melanie, Melanie, this isn’t you –
MELANIE
Get back! off!
[She pushes the Archivist and he grunts.]
MELANIE
You don’t know me. And I don’t know you, so stay the hell away from me or I swear I will –
ARCHIVIST
(as one would to a riled up grizzly bear) Okay.
[Melanie takes a deep, guttural breath.]
ARCHIVIST
Okay.
[He opens and steps back through the door to INT. MAGNUS INSTITUTE, ARCHIVES, JOHN’S OFFICE]
ARCHIVIST
Okay.
[He takes a long, shaky breath.]
ARCHIVIST
I’m sorry.
[TAPE CLICKS OFF.]
[INT. MAGNUS INSTITUTE, ARCHIVES]
[TAPE CLICKS ON.]
ARCHIVIST
She nearly attacked me, Basira. I know me and Melanie haven’t always seen eye to eye before, but – (sigh) Christ!
BASIRA
Yeah, I did warn you. She’s not uh… She’s not been having a good time.
ARCHIVIST
(oh, really?) Mm. Yes, I did get that impression. (sigh) Elias is gone. I thought – I mean, wasn’t that supposed to be – it. (breath) But she is still –
BASIRA
It’s not that simple.
ARCHIVIST
She needs help, Basira. God, it didn’t even get like that with – (slower, neutral) Even Tim never threatened me. Not like that.
BASIRA
Alright, just back off. You haven’t been here.
ARCHIVIST
O-okay. You’re right. I haven’t. So explain it to me.
[Basira sighs.]
BASIRA
Alright. Best I can understand it, Beholding, or the Eye, or… whatever you wanna call it, we’re one of the only powers that hasn’t taken a shot at a ritual. Yet. And everything out there knows it.
ARCHIVIST
No – I mean, we can’t be the only ones, surely.
BASIRA
(sigh) I don’t know. Probably not. But we made a big noise with the Unknowing and… other stuff and now they’ve taken notice. We’re safe in here, usually. But we don’t go out much anymore.
ARCHIVIST
Usually.
BASIRA
Yeah.
ARCHIVIST
You were attacked. When?
BASIRA
About two months ago. It was, uh, it was the Flesh.
ARCHIVIST
Oh, god.
BASIRA
Yeah, it was bad. We took them all out. Melanie did most of them. She was… she got a knife from somewhere and –
ARCHIVIST
(overlapping) Basira I-I don’t know if that’s a good sign?
BASIRA
She saved my life, John. She saved all of us. I won’t forget that.
ARCHIVIST
(sighs) Fine. Fine.
[Pause.]
ARCHIVIST
Haven’t seen Martin about.
BASIRA
Yeah, he comes and goes. He’s busy.
Well, he seems it.
ARCHIVIST
Working for Peter Lukas.
BASIRA
Don’t be too hard on him, John. Your, uh, situation. It hit him. Hard.
ARCHIVIST
(sighs) Yes. Well, I’m sure there are better ways to deal with it than getting – cozy with Elias’s successor. Who I’ve yet to meet, by the way.
[Basira laughs, mirthless.]
BASIRA
Yeah, join the club.
ARCHIVIST
Sorry, you haven’t? –
BASIRA
Nope. Never seen him. Far as I can tell, Martin’s the only one who has.
ARCHIVIST
R-right. A-and you’re sure he’s…real?
BASIRA
We get emails from him. Memos.
[The Archivist laughs in disbelief.]
BASIRA
He’s been restructuring. Separating out the departments a bit. Not a surprise, I guess, with his pedigree.
ARCHIVIST
But i-if you’ve never seen him, I mean…
BASIRA
(sighs) Rumor is a couple of researchers up on the third floor decided to ignore some of his new directives, and… whoosh.
ARCHIVIST
Sorry, what’s whoosh?
BASIRA
Whoosh. Gone.
ARCHIVIST
Oh.
[He laughs, but it, too, is humorless.]
The more things change… So, we’re under siege, Melanie is aggressively unstable, Martin is working very closely with – The Lonely, who is predictably enough isolating him, and, oh, yes, uh, Tim and Daisy are still dead. (laughing) Which is at least easy to keep track of.
BASIRA
That isn’t funny, John.
ARCHIVIST
I know it’s not – (pause) Sorry. It’s just – it’s a lot.
[He sighs, quietly.]
And we’ve got an audience. Perfect. I thought you said you decided to throw them all out.
BASIRA
Yep. And I did. And here’s another one.
ARCHIVIST
Maybe it’s hungry.
BASIRA
Seriously.
ARCHIVIST
I mean, I did have a statement I was planning to record.
BASIRA
Great. Perfect. You can get on with that, and I’ll just leave, then.
ARCHIVIST
Right. Ah, what do I do if Melanie comes back?
BASIRA
I don’t know. Play dead.
[She opens the door and starts to leave.]
ARCHIVIST
Right.
[The door shuts behind her.]
[Some papers shuffle as he gets the statement ready.]
ARCHIVIST
Statement of Angie Santos, regarding a website developed by one Gregory Cox. Original statement given 1st August, 2015. Audio recording by Jonathan Sims, The Archivist.
Statement begins.
ARCHIVIST (STATEMENT)
Okay, for this to make any… real kind of sense, you sort of need to know Greg. Or, at least, understand how he works. Don’t… misunderstand me, please, I, I’m very fond of the man, but I have never in my life encountered anyone quite so… passive. So willing to go along with whatever situation he finds himself in. No matter how awkward or uncomfortable he might be, he just seems to… accept his position.
Actually, now I think about it, it’s more that his being uncomfortable actually makes him more likely to… dig in, to double down on whatever’s happening, as if increasing his investment in a thing will somehow make it easier to endure.
To give you an example, I first met him about seven years ago, when he was twenty-six. At that point he’d just got out of his first real relationship, and it was one that had lasted nearly a decade. To hear him talk about it, it sounded like he’d never actually been happy. I mean, it didn’t even sound like happiness was a consideration for him when thinking about it. For the last – four years of the relationship, she had just treated him worse and worse, taken more and more liberties, and he’d just tried to – shrug it off. He still does. He wasn’t even the one to end things. She’d found herself a rich older guy, fresh from a divorce, and just – disappeared. Something Greg once described as “fair enough, I suppose.”
Oh, as another example, when I was first getting to know Greg, I went for a drink with him, that I mistakenly thought was romantic. I mean, he’s not a bad looking guy. But he’d intended the evening as purely platonic. Do you know how long we “dated,” before I realized what had happened and actually pressed him on the whole misunderstanding? Two months. Sometimes I think if I’d just been a little more oblivious, we’d be married by now.
Anyway, all of this is to try and explain why, when it started to get really weird, Greg didn’t just quit the job. I mean, it’s a freelance web project, and from what he said it doesn’t even pay very well. He wouldn’t be breaking any contract, and (breath) the client hardly ever even gets in touch. There is no reason he couldn’t just walk away, but I honestly don’t think he ever will. And I really don’t know how it’s going to end for him.
I knew it was going to be bad as soon as he started telling me about it; I mean, Greg doesn’t really talk about work unless something’s gone badly and he wants to not listen to me tell him to drop whatever project he’s locked himself into.
And this job was red flags all the way down. (sigh) An email out of the blue from what looked like a personal address rather than a business one. Vague, occasionally contradictory descriptions of what they actually wanted the site to do; I mean – even the email was a bit strange, not the broken or algorithmic English I’d have expected; the short passage was – quite well-composed.
But for some reason, something in it caused the font to appear incredibly large, and Greg had had to scroll through almost word by word. None of it was exactly what you’d call a good sign, but… Greg being Greg, he was taking a train down to Guildford before you know it, to meet the client in person. Small coffeeshop just off the High Street.
As he told it, she was young, rail-thin underneath an oversized brown hoodie, which she kept pulled up, trying to cover up a network of pale stitches that stretched over one side of her head. She didn’t – say much, other than to briefly outline the job. She wanted a forum made, though she couldn’t seem to explain exactly what audience or topic she wanted it to be targeted towards, or why she couldn’t use one of the countless online services that specifically made and admined forums. She just mumbled something about custom requirements and told Greg to drink his latte, which he did, so he tells me, though he can’t stand milk in his coffee. All through it she just kept staring at him, hands pressed into the pockets of her hoodie, occasionally pushing long, spindly fingers out against the fabric, smiling to herself.
I haven’t given the name of this mystery client because, to be honest, Greg’s never told me. I’ve asked him, plenty of times, but whenever I do, he gives me this… surprised look, insists he’s told me before, and then immediately forgets and changes the subject. I know that’s not exactly helpful, but – honestly I’m a bit lost here myself. I mean – none of this feels normal, some of it doesn’t even feel natural. Greg’s an odd one, sure, but – until recently, he’s always been very sharp.
This was all about six months ago. He’s been working on the website ever since. Set up took him all of two days, maybe more, since the client insisted on him coding from scratch. It was bare bones, since he’d been given no copy, or indication of how it was to be organized, except for the name of the site: Chelicerae, which he made sure stood prominently at the top in a tasteful Sans Serif.
The client had requested only a single area where threads could be posted, labeled ‘come in.’ Of course, there was never anything in there. The site was called Chelicerae, but the URL, the web address, was nothing like the name. Just a long string of numbers and letters with no pattern or reason to them, almost impossible to memorize. Once the site was live, Greg would get an email every few weeks with a new domain name, another long string of gibberish, and he would have to change it all over.
There were… other things, though, that the client would email through. Things that she insisted were included not on the website itself, but in the code. I-I’m not really a computer person, but according to Greg, they had nothing to do with any coding language he’d ever seen. Meaningless strings of words, or weird little fragments of poetry, or a name, different every time, repeated over and over again, hundreds of times. He tried to explain to her, more than once, that just pasting these things into the code wouldn’t – cause them to appear on the page, or have any effect at all. But she insisted, so he did it. And he’s been doing it ever since.
He’s on some sort of retainer to administrate the site, and this amounts to changing the domain name every few weeks, checking the statistics that, yes, still no one has visited, and pasting whatever the latest nonsense the client wants in the code. I’d have said it was good money for doing basically nothing, except that for the last two months it’s all started to go… really, really weird.
It started with an email he got from a hotmail address he didn’t recognize. The subject line was simply “Are you the Chelicerae?” At first, Greg thought his client must have passed his details on, but opening the message, there were just four more words: “Please make it stop.”
[The static of the tape recorder in the background gets louder.]
Now, Greg being Greg, he just – deleted the message and pretended it didn’t bother him. But after he told me about it, I pressed him further, and he admitted that it wasn’t the first unsettling email he’d gotten from strangers about the site. He wouldn’t tell me the others. He kept insisting that I drop it, that it was fine. That I shouldn’t worry. But of course I did worry. I knew that, secretly, he was as well.
I started to do a bit of – searching online, just to see if there was anything we were missing. And there was. A lot, as it turns out. I-It didn’t take more than an hour or so to discover that Greg had apparently found himself the web administrator for an urban legend.
The Chelicerae popped up on the occasional paranormal site or edgy message board, each time accompanied by a now-defunct link. According to those who followed such things, all you had to do was start a new thread as a Guest, something Greg had been instructed to make sure was possible, and the title of that thread should be the name of someone you want dead.
As the stories went, you would receive a reply almost immediately, and it would simply ask you for a story. You would have to write out, and post, in full, a horrible event that had happened to you, or someone that you loved. All the instructions were very clear that the target would only die, if the account satisfied the “Story-spinner.” None of them made any mention of what would happen if it did not.
Pretty standard fare spooky stuff; at least, I would have thought so, if it hadn’t been for the messages that Greg kept getting. Someone more technically adept than him had clearly found his email associated with the site, and had posted about it, so he had become the de facto mailbox for this… (sigh) forum.
Greg swore blind the site had never received any visitors at all, never had a single thing posted in it.
But still the emails came.
[The static increases intensity again.]
“Bring them back.” “What is happening?” “I’m sorry I lied.”
It’s been getting to him; I know it has. He’s lost weight. He rarely goes out anymore, and, judging by the cobwebs, he definitely doesn’t clean his house like he used to. I’ve tried talking to him, but it’s like talking to a brick wall that refuses to admit it’s crumbling. That’s why it’s me here rather than him; I mean – I had to talk to someone.
We were… walking home from The Cricketer’s, uhh, a pub just off Horsell Birch. We were heading back to his house, since I’d missed my last train, and when that happened I tended to sleep on his sofa. We were turning down into his road when there was a small voice from a doorway next to us, asking for help.
Now, the last few years there had been a lot more homeless folk around Woking – I know, welcome to Tory Britain – but my point is, Greg usually made a point of giving whatever change he had left from the pub to… whoever we stumbled across on our way back. So when we heard this, he turned towards the voice and held out his hand towards the dark, crumpled shape, offering some change. (pause)
What grabbed his wrist was not a hand. Not exactly, not – anymore. It was coarse and bony and covered in fine, sharp hairs. Greg screamed, falling backwards, pulling the figure under the street lamp where, for a second, I saw it more completely than he did.
It was definitely human once. At least, based on how it was screaming. But it was thin, with bits of twisted and discolored, covered in small, scurrying shapes. Its face was the most human part of it remaining. Except for the two black and hollow spaces where its eyes once were. From which now poured an endless stream of scuttling legs and fangs. Its mouth was full of them too, but I could see, as it grasped desperately at Greg; it was trying to say: “I’m sorry. I’m sorry. Tell her I’m sorry,” but words were not what tumbled from those lips.
We ran, of course; th-the thing was frantic but clumsy, and it wasn’t difficult to get away. I wanted to go to the police, to tell them everything, but Greg – refused, of course. He said there must have been some mistake, that it was just a-a tramp, with an unfortunate condition. That he wasn’t going to bother the police, just because we’d had a bit of a shock. I didn’t have the energy to argue with him. I still don’t, really.
I don’t know what to think. Greg’s my best friend, but I might have to stop seeing him. He’s still working on that site, updating the domain name, still pasting gibberish into the code. I think he might be part of something really awful, and I don’t know how to make him see that.
If I had… a little bit more courage, I might just hang around a few message boards I know, waiting for a link to the Chelicerae. Waiting to post a name that might end it. (pause) I’ve got a story for it, all right. But I won’t. I’m just – too much of a coward, I suppose. So I guess I’m telling it to you instead. For all the good that’ll do.
ARCHIVIST
Statement ends. (shaky sigh)
The Web does seem to have a preference for those who prefer not to assert themselves. The investigation is tricky – I don’t want to impose on Basira, and obviously Melanie and – (brief noise) – Martin aren’t available.
But I did do some light searching myself on Gregory Cox. Vanished, unsurprisngly. Sometime in late July 2016, which I think is… (mirthless laugh) two years ago. That doesn’t seem right. It doesn’t feel like – There’s just this great… gap of time where I wasn’t.
No notes or followup here that I can see, just… (sigh) It looks like this statement came in just after Gertrude disappeared. Another gap. And whoever took it didn’t do any follow-up, just… filed it away. I may be the first person to actually read it, so… (same mirthless cough of a laugh) Sorry, Angie. I suppose. (sigh)
There’s a small supplemental document with it, though, that is a – bit alarming. I-It’s apparently a list of people whose names appeared in the various pieces of text Mr. Cox was pasting into the code. It’s unclear if they were meant to be users or victims, but I cannot help but note that there seem to be the names of several statement givers who found their way to the Institute, including noted arachnophobe Carlos Vittery. Perhaps a coincidence, just people shopping their traumatic incidents around, but…but I have to wonder… how much their actions were their own.
I have no theories on this. No – no sudden insights. (sigh) I wish I could talk it through with Martin. Or Tim. Or Sasha. But we never really did that, did we? (sigh) Everything’s changed. (shaky, long breath)
Two days out of a coma, and I’m already tired.
[Pause.]
End recording.