[Music] hello everyone it’s johnny welcome back to our interim gaming adventure the title of which i have definitely remembered because we are recording this all in one long session definitely haven’t had any sort of technical break no one’s computer’s motherboard died in the middle of an episode what what that didn’t happen i don’t know what you’re talking about yeah so love to continue exactly from where we left off with nobody misremembering any details something about an abyss yeah there was it was the the thought of the twilight of the blind of the abyss of the blinding abyss the blind abyss the blind yeah yeah cool so welcome back any continuity errors are actually very clever and you just didn’t get a darkness in the fabric of of being ripping through uh reality exactly so as we’ve mentioned i’m johnny your gm and who do we have just talking nonsense um i’m ben listen to the stellar firmer and rust cool gaming stuff like who you playing stop stop plugging and tell me who you’re playing i’m ben nub gumgav in crumble gavin crumble and uh lydia who are you i’m i’m lydia i i’m also in uh magnus and rusty quit gaming which is good i’m assured by objective people that aren’t in it that’s not true i don’t know anyone that’s not in it we all are bit parts in alex and johnny’s dances and i’m playing freddie who is a himbo so i can’t remember the voice so it’s gonna be uh this now um i’m afraid what did freddie sound like we can’t have two welsh people fred mr crumbles that’s more i suppose i’m thinking more of the family i’ve got in wrexham where it’s kind of like on the edge of welsh just saying mr crumble a few times was it kind of deep you were like oh i’m freddie well i like that keep that hello i’m freddy um okay this will be freddy uh i’m actually kind of doing an impression of that dog that’s very famous on tick tock hello uh there’s a tick-tock dog yeah i’m just gonna gently highlight that we’re four minutes in and we’ve yet to introduce four people it’s fine it’s fine hello who are you hello i’m laurie and i edit gaming and i produce magnus archives and i’m playing miss pledge and she’s she’s old as balls and very welsh and is very very invested in freddy’s future and that he goes full time soon which as he has been promised i think mr mr calcifer sir he did promise definitely happen yeah i mean he didn’t say it in as many words he just made there was a feeling you know did he chuckle ominously and you were like that’s what that means that’s a good that’s a good sign that is definitely a good sign that chuckle yes you awake atop the pump room in slide world feeling like something slightly weird and slightly wrong has gone on with the world as though everything has shifted slightly and any inconsistencies are to be put down to the leaking in of cosmic space fabric into otherwise very normal chlorinated water oh i swear my shirt used to be white not purple but uh it’s a good look on you gavin does my hair still look good uh freddy mumbles nervously at miss pledge freddy of course it does my love phew but your contemplation of changes in shirt color and or voices is broken by the sound of a baby crying and you remember that a small baby that whose parent you you cannot remember at all as far as you’re aware this this baby must have bought their own ticket and that seems normal to you this baby is on a like a bench like a wooden bench this is you know one of them slide park wooden benches that you get yeah and the flood of pitch black water that occasionally you can see glimmers of stars in is starting to rise going up and up towards this this baby is the door that we came out of onto the roof a trapdoor is that rip off could it be surfed there isn’t really like there are there isn’t really much in the way of like waves currently in the uh in the cosmic that one might gather from running across the roof jumping off and then jumping onto the surfboard and i will say freddy does not know enough to know that that is not possible right yes but i can declare a lack of understanding gives me immunity to things harming me i absolutely cannot remember the rules oh yeah there’s dice is roll 2d6 also beach boys intensifies we’re indoors aren’t we everybody’s surfing surfing dorset i spent my first 18 years in dorset you nobody surfs in dorset or at least if they do surf in dorset like loads of people do johnny i went to pool harbor yeah windsurfing in poole harbour okay i love it windsurfing several times even from dorset like i i lived 10 minutes from bournemouth beach yep and like if you saw people trying to surf it was like it was no but it was a bit of a sad affair surfing around pool harbor is pretty yeah okay no windsurfing yeah pretty sure i saw some people try surfing on shell bay didn’t go well for them but they tried yeah okay yeah don’t try to surf i’m just saying that like if your image of surfing is like cool uh that is not the surfing you will find in dorset yeah well freddie thinks that he looks cool and uh i mean let’s find out he rolls 2d6 you’re gonna need i would say a 10 but you’ve got himbo will work for you here so uh you’ll need an eight yeah it doesn’t really matter because i got three three rips the trapdoor off leaps off the roof have it runs along the swell of the baywatch theme there’s an echo it’s obviously in a minor key very much because it’s misplayed she’s got a lovely voice she’s welsh [Laughter] do you like the baywatch theme what in the valleys that’s the pretty much thing i keep trying to have it in my head and all i can hear is like the chariots of fire like because they roast they run slowly right so that’s a fire that’s the slow run song it’s doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo sounds like you’re doing the 18 theme badly and now i’ve got the red dwarf theme in my head okay so anything i know that goes slowly gradually we’re gradually progressing through uh freddie’s action he’s currently midday yeah well this is the problem though is that momentum doesn’t seem to quite work he’s got the wrong tune in his head the rhythm’s off so the door hits the water and for a second freddie’s like i’m doing it i’m doing it i’m doing it but then the door sort of starts to slide down into the water and then your feet and then your legs and then i’ll never let go he says by the time uh by the time you reach the bench with the baby it’s just your upper torso that like is gripping onto paddleboarding oh yeah it’s gripping onto the the edge the baby is there right in your face and the entire lower part of your body is currently dangling into the unending cosmos okay it’s it’s pretty cold i’m gonna say you are taking two hit points of damage oh cool i’ve got five hit points so that’s now i’m on three as far as you two are concerned freddie never had legs freddie was also always just a talk just in the upper torso yeah the baby is currently crawling towards you freddie looking curious as though it’s it’s interested in your face come on baby how did you get a ticket you won’t be able to go on any of the rides miss pledge what are you doing watching freddie struggle i think that she’d press probably shout freddie boy pull yourself onto the bench because i haven’t got my mop anymore do i try and help i know your mom is actually as far as i recall one of the things that caused this issue i was defending my boy so i just listened to the authority figure in the room this would have been fine oh shut up gavin you mean mr kelsifer he’s always is gavin crumble doing anything or is gavin also simply watching an unfurling disaster gavin really wants to get back to his van to report this because he doesn’t know how to handle abyss floods and he’s pretty sure head office might have an idea they’ve probably got something in her handbook so he just really needs to get back to his van so he’s going to look for roots to yeah you can do the uh like it’ll be like hopping over rooftops and the occasional awning you can see that the edge of slide world has not quite been reached by the flood yet okay so your your van should be fine if you can get to it okay uh and i’m gonna say i am motivated uh by a cold fury of these two individuals but just to be clear you are leaving freddie to die well no as far as i’m aware freddie’s fine because freddie never had the rest of his body his face is you know what covered in baby sick oh yeah you’re quite right the baby has been sick on your face well not like fully sick just like spit up a bit you know stress baby that’s what they do you know i know the baby seems fine baby seems very happy okay so there you go so so freddie’s just babysitting a pretty chill baby on a bench okay so yeah so to make your own way back i will say that’s a innate difficulty i will give you analytical though because it’s very much like plotting out your have you ever done this i mean it’s like i always have this thing when i’m traveling around like i’ll i’ll imagine that gravity has changed direction and then i’ll like plot out roots like how i would go down a street if gravity’s done do you not do this is this i’ve never done that but i think i might start doing it now i have done but not like a matter of course well i mean look no okay it’s not it’s not something i do every day it’s just it’s just sometimes isn’t it it’s just yeah anyway you’re just basically playing uh the floor is cosmos yeah so uh yeah maybe you’re wrong right i rolled a uh-oh [Laughter] and four and four okay you make it i’m gonna say like at one point your leg slips briefly goes into the unending black a bit of space uh it gets a bit chilly but you pull it back out so i’m gonna say you lose one hit point okay you reach your van but as you do the black waters are starting to lap at its tires i’m flicking through the health inspection handbook for any any uh like emergency protocols for abyss floods what letter are you looking under f for flood f for flood uh okay you know this quote it’s quite a comprehension i mean there’s a very comprehensive section on flood generally the advice is to first off turn it off at the source okay and then look into most parts should have drainage so if it’s not draining away you probably want to look into what might be blocking the drainage systems but mostly it the the advice is stop water coming out drain off water and then analyze the system for the initial problem okay all right uh well i’m gonna have a rifle through the back of my van and uh oh superpower right yeah well yeah i can get mundane equipment i can get specialized equipment for by spending an hp and i only have three hp left so um uh well would i be able to find some sort of because i’m aware the the the flood is miserable in some ways it’s not something i want to get on me it’s very cold so some sort of like i’ve got like a long grabby articulated stick for like sort of getting it i’ll i’ll say you have a grabby stick uh i wouldn’t make you spend a hit point for a grabby stick i suppose it’s quite mundane yeah i’ve got three with me right now uh so i’ll get a grabby stick at the thing one thing i will say you do notice is things don’t seem to have a problem floating on top of this dog well i did oh well no yeah it’s it’s it seems to be anything submerged in the dark water falls okay in which case i would like to spend a day a hit point yep to have an inflatable life raft yes i will say okay let me you cannot have a life raft you can’t have two life rings oh blimey yeah all right i’ll take it you’re gonna have to sit in it in that kind of thing with your bum sitting in the middle yeah my bum’s gonna be really cold and don’t you also have some paddles you also have some candles for my life what a sensible thing to pack okay i want two hit points okay yeah so i i guess like there’s a moment of quiet as i’m doing the things and then i burst out the back of the van to the 18 theme of course and i’m like yeah sort of kneeling on a life ring with another life ring like gripped in my teeth because they have the little ropes on them and they’re paddling with two hands okay uh behind you the van sinks into the spilling outside uh what have you been doing this pledge has actually been inspired by gavin we’re in a water park there must be dingies around miss pledge knows this park like the back of her hand she’s going to try and find a dinghy there aren’t any dinghies but you do know where the gift shop is and the gift shop sells all sorts of like inflatable stuff for children like water wings and that sort of thing flamingos inflatable flamingos you know like the yes absolutely uh so i will hora i forgot the spooky flamingos i will allow you to make your way down to the gift shop and get yourself an inflatable flamingo it will cost you a hit point though largely because you will be partially in the the dark freezing void of space miss pledge will do that for freddie she doesn’t care about the baby just to be clear for freddie okay to be fair on the flamingo we are in that we are firmly into that element of horror that’s like the absurdity of the mundane on the backdrop of everything yes oh absolutely absolutely nothing says mundanity like a inflatable and dorset and dorset dorset is the the most money so uh freddie the dark waters are starting to creep up over the top of the the bench oh dear the baby’s there it’s like it doesn’t really care what are you doing freddie’s pulling himself onto the bench yep i’ll let you do that okay cool and uh freddie is uh grabbing the baby and looking around for anything that he might jump onto is there any anything even another there’s gavin approaching quite speedily we’ll blow the whistle in order to attract attention all right you know and maybe to inspire everyone to to confidence in action you know whistles are good for that okay uh so i will judge that you regroup to the sound of a very loud whistle yeah each with your blowing the chair it’s a fire thing [Laughter] how am i meant to maintain a steady tone of dread when there are jokes happening i’ll i’ll ask you to keep your jokes to your own podcast please he put a blase baby on a bench to be honest so johnny started it i i don’t know what you’re talking about this is the coolest baby i’ve ever been it’s like like larry said i want serious horror yeah all three episodes uh and i i feel like i’ve delivered oh no taken thank you i mean to to add a modicum of a power of a shade of darkness to the proceedings freddie does yell for mr calcifer oh mr calcifer you you said this was a good park you can see if you look over towards like the balcony next to his office a dark stick thin figure is overlooking the unfolding carnage what should we do mr calcifer is it’s now become sad just distantly on the breeze you learn to swim right that does actually sound like useful advice i see that oh dear so what’s your next move uh well i’ll if you said we’ve regrouped i’ll throw freddie a life ring and a paddle so i’ll i’ll judge you all now have broadly speaking the ability to move throughout this flooding park though freddie is clutching a baby and sad and sad and sad the betrayal of everything he stood for which was a water park so the the health inspectors manual recommends that we we find the blockage and clear it it seems the water isn’t draining away which is a problem i don’t know why i’ve become a man from the radio i mean ben in a very literal way you are a man from the radio you are you you have been a man from the radio for so many that’s very true yeah well i i don’t know miss pledge you would know you know the park like the back of it where is the big drain the big drain it’s by fluttery bye byes you know the kids are sick a lot so we need the quick exit there yes you’re right it must be blocked come on let’s go i have my regulation drain grabber oh good because i’ve lost my mop and i’ve got a baby oh congratulations so you yeah you can paddle over to uh fluttery bye-byes not not to be confused with buttery fly-bys no other side of the park yeah absolutely our narrator but larry could you could you describe fluttery bye-byes for me because i believe it was your you were the one that invented it or was it i invented the toilet bowl but i believe fluttery bye-bye was the the ride that shoots the children in inflatable rings that have wings on them that don’t make them any more aerodynamic in fact makes them spin a lot hence the vomit hence the need okay so at the moment uh so you approach and as you do you can see children in inflatable rings just being fired up and like but and like skirting a top atop this dark black abyss and there’s just this sort of collection of floating slightly confused children just off to one side about 10 of them just sort of rotating slowly i mean i’m not i’ve got no time for them we’re heading straight for the drain it’s over here okay as you approach uh the large drain you can see there’s a glow starting to come up from below the pitch black waters no now i can tell you that wasn’t here before i am pretty sure that that what that was not i have cleaned out this drain a lot of times as miss please it is it’s like an eldritch purple glow you you know you know the eldritch purple right you know the eldritch purple it’s glow in the eldritch purple in a intricate star-like pattern yeah it means it’s pretty it’s quite pretty you know it’s just you look at me like nice
but it does look like it is stopping any water from from draining out yeah i’ll fish uh sort of a little a little tape based dictophone out of my pocket click the record button and go uh health inspectors log health date wednesday it appears but there’s some sort of glowing foreign object blocking the drain that’s causing the flood so i’m going to attempt to unblock it now and i’ll i’ve got my little grabber okay poke it poke it into the water and try and dislodge the purple blockage okay well so as you do you feel like an ice cold shock like halfway between ice and electricity sort of jolt up your arm could you make me a roll to see if you drop your grabber uh yes although i would say that i am following all of the correct procedures uh and regulations so i would like to invoke bureaucrat because i’m i’m very much just doing my job yeah all right i’ll roll like a two or something it won’t matter oh oh actually it didn’t matter in the other way i rolled a nine hey yeah you you pull it back whatever’s whatever’s blocking it it doesn’t appear to be a physical object a blockage appears to be metaphysical um i’m not really sure if the manual has any solutions for this uh any ideas guys as you stare at it you hear a rushing of water from behind you and you can you turn to see a figure approaching oh he knows mr calcifer is he walking on the water no like it’s like the water is sort of buoying up beneath him and like moving him along sort of babadooking on the water yeah he’s he’s babadooking along the water uh he’s got the arms down in like the the babadook pose see that means nothing to me because i’ve never seen it but i’m imagining the gentleman from buffy it just feels very anime to me i haven’t seen oh do you think i’ll throw you in the abyss and me and we’ll finish this episode ourselves yes jonathan okay i mean let’s be honest that is that is where the effort this is okay there’s a non-zero chance that it’s gonna happen let’s see what’s the word that’s where the momentum of the plot is well currently the momentum of mr kelser is headed straight towards us straight towards uh you lid straight towards freddie uh oh mr mr calcifer sir um i i just i i never doubted that you would turn up and you would fix this could you possibly explain to this health and safety man exactly how this is healthy and safe because um it’s not that i ever doubted you but it is a little confusing to me in my untrained state i i am very happy to uh listen to uh and help with the assistance of the uh the the the fixing of the drains so this healthy safe certainly certainly freddie i will explain i will explain you see darkness and the abyss is the healthy state of existence and life is a blight oh so freddie frost very much made a pact with the dark powers to help cure that blight from at the very least dorset maybe the rest of the world i have big dreams but you’ve got to start somewhere you did always say to me to watch how i was going because it would lead to strange things yes okay does that mean that there is no way to stop the this uh flood from taking over say the world ultimately now i’ll be honest i didn’t expect it to happen quite so quickly i had i had a lot of more preparations to do but you work with what you have so welcome to the future of the flooded world so is that it sounds like it’s not completely finished then no it’s fine mr kalsapur sir is there it’s oh okay so what what is it i could uh freddie frowns and then smiles and then frowns again i could help you with whatever is not quite finished or vulnerable yes yes mr calcifer let us help you okay make me a roll and i will i’ll give you i’ll give you a bonus for dedicated because you have you have always served mr casper very well dedicated earnest himbo oh someone rolled a nine oh that’s nice okay mr casper stops for a second and sort of steeples his fingers you wish to help me freddie oh yes mr calcifer sir i would be extremely very well but first i will require proof of your dedication freddie looks confused looks down at his hands he’s holding a baby in one and a whistle and the other looks very pain know the health inspector throw the health inspector into the into the abyss or really rather you didn’t because he’s he’s the one that hasn’t i mean he hasn’t offered to pledge his loyalty to me so i feel that that’s probably a fair test of your oil hang on a minute notes to be quite honest um if if the options are help you or the unending freezing abyss uh i will help you uh i do like an authority figure and uh well hey if you want to be my new head office then go right ahead freddie continues his pain the expression and then with a look of resolution hands his whistle to mr council says mrs pledge okay the sign of his employee as you know it’s the employee language this is a gesture makes me think that you’re quitting no no no no the the the opposite i feel like we’re getting crosstalk here yes sorry are we are we still going to throw me in the abyss i am prepared to pledge yeah okay so so the thing is if if you’re all on team calcifer yeah absolutely then we can just sort of kick back in my office and let the world flood oh i thought oh there’s not there’s i thought you said that there was a problem so yeah obviously maybe obviously the encounter obviously this with the ceiling condition isn’t fully finished yet but fundamentally if you’re if you’re not really opposing me then it it’ll work anyway well that’s that’s very true but i have been looking at the rate of flow and the uh you know sort of the the speed of the expansion longer well the longer it takes the uh the more time there’s some sort of eldritch task force can be assembled to stop your plan so um i reckon we should really i oh yes i think i think look tell you i’m from a government body and uh well let me tell you the amount of correspondence we get from the eldritch task force uh trying to get us to shut down spooky swimming pools is is incredible really honestly that won’t shut up yes honestly it seems i suppose i didn’t really look into it much before before i start oh so you think you’re the only game in town here sir well let me tell you no no no we’ve worked they have shut down tens hundreds even of uh well from small time to big time eldritch crooks oh it’s an apocalypse a minute mr casper we must fix this immediately come on let’s go take us to your unfinished thing okay so it’s not i mean the unfinished like i mean that’s he sort of points towards the the seal that’s the bit that’s unfinished because once it’s finished the flood will will the rate will will increase so so if we we need to go back to our off to my office and then there are a few more sacrifices oh i say so so mr calcifer so what what what theoretically could break it because then now can you see now it’s see now it sounds like you’re trying to trick me into into oh huge eyes like the most dedicated earnest okay look here’s the the deal if you genuinely want to help me grab a few of those children on rings bring them up to my office and we’ll we’ll do the ritual finish it all off don’t worry the children will be fine until we throw them back out into the abyss it’s just a little it’s just a it’s just a blood thing you you know just eldritch it’s fine or if you don’t want to i’m going to assume that you’re still trying to stop me and we’re going to obviously miss pledge would like to just attack mr calcifer she’s decided freddie is in danger she knows freddie freddie’s just saved a baby freddie isn’t going to go along with this again miss pleasure okay i will say he is completely unprepared because he’s very much he’s got he’s really got into his own head about this like she’s gonna leap on him screaming paddle freddy go boy okay i’m gonna ask um uh roll oh you’ll need an eight i don’t think you have anything that’s going to help you here i’m very loyal and resourceful and old as balls i don’t know if any of those friends are going to like assist you with you don’t sleep as balls without fighting skills this is true especially in dorset i’m from dorset and you do you do a lot of people there are old i got a ton hey okay oh my gosh you’re in your flamingo yes uh you leap off your flamingo and sort of like just kind of tackle uh mr calcifer you hit him square in the center of the torso and he sort of topples backwards like a tree and he is now like prone he is on top of the water the water is not he’s not sort of absorbing him but he is he’s lying there he’s he’s trying to fight you off but he’s he’s very scrawny actually can freddie in a fit of anguished twisted broken loyalty uh start whacking uh mr casper in the head with the power i’m so glad you said father it’s so uh i just i don’t know what this is yeah i mean he’s being he’s being held down by an old cleaner so i’ll say you just need a six okay cool yeah i’m i’m i’m gonna hope that the baby is old enough to deal with kind of the fact that he’s sort of tucked under an arm while the other arm is whacking mr kelsey in the head it’s a very strong arm yes yeah this baby has been super chill so far baby really ch chill baby i mean i’m guessing that is at least a bit of the dark you’ve kind of got him i mean obviously not exactly where you want him because ideally you wouldn’t want him like floating on top of the void but he’s being hit in the head he’s being pinned by a tiny angry cleaner uh ben what’s uh what’s what’s gavin crumble doing well okay so given that like i was also gonna try the old and knock him into the abyss and watch him disappear and that hasn’t worked but he is pretty thoroughly distracted so he’s mentioned the sort of ritual going on in his office so i’m gonna like quietly sort of just paddle off to his office because i’ve seen him standing spookily at the balcony which was his first mistake for telling me where his office was and yeah i’m going to try and break into his office to disrupt whatever okay you can paddle off to the office so he’s going to try and shove you off of him lorraine okay he’s going to fail quite significantly if you wanted to ah i i guess can we tie him up somewhere so that we can not really you don’t have the like the thing is you don’t really have any rope and b like you can tie him up as much as you could easily tie up a surfboard while like on it in in the sea which is in my imagination not easily of course i forgot i was riding him essentially no i think you’re right and we’ve sorted the drain really haven’t we i mean you haven’t at all because it’s still sealed by an eldritch uh symbol we tried poking it in anyway i should throw him into it i’m gonna try and get like so i want to like paddle him paddle him his head breaks the spooky symbol okay so you want to paddle mr calcifer into the spooky symbol towards the eldridge train okay i’ll i’ll should have made freddy full time months ago and you know it is the best thing about this park you awful man right that was mr casper’s crime ben yeah you were arrived at the office kevin crumble is there it looks like a very normal bureaucratic office except for in the middle there is a small table which has an ornate stone bowl full of utterly still pitch-black water uh in the middle uh and as a bureaucrat you know that’s not standard for an office i would have more expected like a newton’s cradle or something yeah something like that yeah hmm i can’t even think of a good one such a nerd yeah i’m gonna use my grabber and uh that’s actually pretty smart i was gonna do you some damage yeah that’s it i was like oh spooky water okay uh well looks like this needs to be disposed of in the appropriate manner and i’ll pick up the the grabber like like with a sort of smelting bowl sure and just carefully carefully pour the water into the waste paper bin right you’re having blue spooky water all right i’ll get you to do to give me a roll but this is this is a very bureaucratic you need a four just roll a four six six yeah okay away it goes okay as that is being poured away lowry uh you’ve paddled mister yeah into this symbol and it’s it starts to like the the purple eldritch light changes to a green eldritch light then a red eldritch light as things start to shudder and shake and his body starts to be drawn downwards telescoping out infinitely and curling around the infinite never-ending abyss you can feel yourself getting pulled down as well uh freddy do you want freddie reaches out a paddle okay to grab the paddle miss pledge thank you freddie boy right i’m gonna say that’s gonna be an eight to grab the paddle do you have anything you think might help um no well i will i will put out there that miss pledge did grew up on the gower where the surf is really good so she can handle a surfboard even if it’s twisting into the unknown abyss oh no i got a seven you got a seven yeah well i’m afraid as you reach no miss miss pledge freddie reaches and screams and whistles at the same time take care of the ball and his pledge vanishes i’ll call the baby yeah well i’ll i’ll tell you what because because the seal was broken freddie does remember miss pledge uh her memory has not been wiped oh that’s cool yeah so you know the water starts to drain away the the land returns peace once again reigns over slide world and yeah freddie freddie can raise the baby up and be like oh i’ll name you after the bravest person i know ms pledge to the people that were sunk in the water not come back no that’s like a lot they’re gone oh okay you got a free baby so there’s a lot of echo freddie’s a young single dad with no joke do you want to do it do you want to do a sort of few years let’s have an later flash forward it’s uh freddie and gavin crumble uh are now presiding over a small and reasonably successful and very clean water park with their small adopted child the toilet bowl has been renamed the miz pledge memorial rotating descender [Laughter] there’s a statue at the end uh well you have the miss pledge memorial park that’s it that’s the name all of the riots are just named what they were before but with the ms memorial i like the miss pledge memorial slide world we just couldn’t change the name of like it was actually kind of a legal headache to try and change it because there’s no branding stuff yeah yeah so of course we’ve got the tank museum monkey world and the miss pledge memorial slide well yeah you’ve just you’ve just you’ve just like you’ve just put some balsa wood over that corridor that led to the pump uh the pump area and it’s just you know yeah we’ve hung an out-of-order sign on the devil’s uh note that what was it called again healthy how healthier the hell fall has been out of order for two years but aside from that everything’s fine miss pledge is is growing up as the as the light dims we we sort of see mispledge the the now precocious and adventurous child begin to leave her off the balls of wood and from one of the drains just a small bubble of dark black water the end [Laughter] in uh in context of an epilogue cue the stranger things-esque netflix special with miss pledge and their ragtag group of goonie-esque friends thank you everyone for joining us and thank you to ben and to lydia and to laurie for joining me for this event which happened all in one game thank you johnny for making this happen yeah so this is all your fault this is all your fault i mean it’s all my fault laurie was thought it was like hey can you can you run a game like tomorrow look now i’m glad that that has thank you everyone for joining us enjoy the rest of magnus and good luck with lori piecing this together thank you bye everyone [Music] this episode is distributed by rusty quill and licensed under a creative commons attribution non-commercial share alike 4.0 international license for more information visit rustyquill.com tweet us at the rusty quill visit us on facebook or email us at mail rustyquill.com thanks for listening acast powers some of the world’s best podcasts here’s a show we 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